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Declan O'****knuckle said:
<laugh> Cheers thicko <laugh>
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Decky,you are without doubt the biggest ****er I've came across since I joined not606.
Is it attention you seek? You're not funny or witty your just boring.

Your anti Irish? Well big **** Decky, who cares? You're just a child trying to sound hard.Grow up son.It's a big world out there.<ok>
 
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Best night out.....eveerrrrr

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face facts you lonely ****. I'm the closest thing you have to a friend and I all I do is repeatedly expose you as the stupid **** you are. Keep it up son. The more you keep responding, the more stupid you look. Out with mates.......sure thing. Lets bet you think you have me just where you want me....and yet you are the one on a phone.....in a pub.
 
Toutpussy: Pint?
Toutpussy&#8217;s imaginary solicitor: &#8230;..erm&#8230;&#8230;yeah. Can you get me one on my own this time, I feel weird sharing one.
TP:&#8230;..yeah ok, but just one.
TIS: and no straws this time.
TP: Oh alright.

<some minutes later>

TP: There.
TIS:&#8230;.thanks
TP&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.So&#8230;?
TIS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.So?
TP:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Erm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Hows things?
TIS: Oh fine&#8230;.fine&#8230;&#8230;you?
TP:Good&#8230;&#8230;Good&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Any luck with that subpoena?
TIS: Subpoena??
TP: Yeah, Yeah. You remember&#8230;..that day we played imaginary golf&#8230;&#8230;
TIS: OOOOooooh&#8230;&#8230;yes. No, I haven&#8217; gotten round to that yet. I am busy representing Boy George in a paternity suit&#8230;..but after that, I&#8217;ll get right on it.
TP: Fine, Fine&#8230;.
TIS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;pfffffft&#8230;&#8230;So&#8230;&#8230;how about that weather eh?
TP: That is some weather right enough&#8230;&#8230;.so&#8230;.
TIS:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.so&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
TP:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;That erm internet thing&#8230;&#8230;
TIS:&#8230;.yes?
TP:I had another row before I came out&#8230;.
TIS *spits out beer* You what?&#8230;..I warned you Toutpussy..
TP: But but but
TIS: But nothing&#8230;. I told you. He is dangerous.
TP: But he made me look stupid.
TIS:&#8230;&#8230; *rolls eyes*&#8230; C&#8217;mon Toutpussy.
TP: Do you think&#8230;&#8230; shall we just have a little look&#8230;&#8230;just to see what they are saying? I mean&#8230;.. I don&#8217;t really care or anything&#8230;&#8230;but just a little look?
TIS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..*shakes head* I&#8217;m going home now.
 
RebelBhoy said:
Toutpussy: Pint?
Toutpussy&#8217;s imaginary solicitor: &#8230;..erm&#8230;&#8230;yeah. Can you get me one on my own this time, I feel weird sharing one.
TP:&#8230;..yeah ok, but just one.
TIS: and no straws this time.
TP: Oh alright.

<some minutes later>

TP: There.
TIS:&#8230;.thanks
TP&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.So&#8230;?
TIS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.So?
TP:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. Erm&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Hows things?
TIS: Oh fine&#8230;.fine&#8230;&#8230;you?
TP:Good&#8230;&#8230;Good&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Any luck with that subpoena?
TIS: Subpoena??
TP: Yeah, Yeah. You remember&#8230;..that day we played imaginary golf&#8230;&#8230;
TIS: OOOOooooh&#8230;&#8230;yes. No, I haven&#8217; gotten round to that yet. I am busy representing Boy George in a paternity suit&#8230;..but after that, I&#8217;ll get right on it.
TP: Fine, Fine&#8230;.
TIS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;pfffffft&#8230;&#8230;So&#8230;&#8230;how about that weather eh?
TP: That is some weather right enough&#8230;&#8230;.so&#8230;.
TIS:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.so&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
TP:&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;That erm internet thing&#8230;&#8230;
TIS:&#8230;.yes?
TP:I had another row before I came out&#8230;.
TIS *spits out beer* You what?&#8230;..I warned you Toutpussy..
TP: But but but
TIS: But nothing&#8230;. I told you. He is dangerous.
TP: But he made me look stupid.
TIS:&#8230;&#8230; *rolls eyes*&#8230; C&#8217;mon Toutpussy.
TP: Do you think&#8230;&#8230; shall we just have a little look&#8230;&#8230;just to see what they are saying? I mean&#8230;.. I don&#8217;t really care or anything&#8230;&#8230;but just a little look?
TIS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..*shakes head* I&#8217;m going home now.
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She took his fingers and ran them down between the crease of her lips gasping as he touched her clit, &#8216;wash me thoroughly from mine iniquity,&#8217; she panted as she lead him over the sweet soaking wet hole of her pussy and pushed his fingers into, his eyes closed with pure pleasure as he dipped his fingers deep inside her ****, wishing he could taste her, tongue her into a screaming frenzy as she bucked against his face, grinding him into the floor as she rode him.

&#8216;and cleanse me from my sin&#8217; he continued for her, wanting to cry as she continued to hover over his cock only this time she slipped his fingers from her **** and placed them in her mouth sucking on them, she took his bell end and circled it around her opening, rubbing his sensitive tip over her clit striking pleasure through both of them, he revelled in the ridge of pleasure as it stimulated him further letting her juices slide down his waiting cock, which she dipped just inside her entryway.
 
aswordmadeofhash said:
She took his fingers and ran them down between the crease of her lips gasping as he touched her clit, &#8216;wash me thoroughly from mine iniquity,&#8217; she panted as she lead him over the sweet soaking wet hole of her pussy and pushed his fingers into, his eyes closed with pure pleasure as he dipped his fingers deep inside her ****, wishing he could taste her, tongue her into a screaming frenzy as she bucked against his face, grinding him into the floor as she rode him.

&#8216;and cleanse me from my sin&#8217; he continued for her, wanting to cry as she continued to hover over his cock only this time she slipped his fingers from her **** and placed them in her mouth sucking on them, she took his bell end and circled it around her opening, rubbing his sensitive tip over her clit striking pleasure through both of them, he revelled in the ridge of pleasure as it stimulated him further letting her juices slide down his waiting cock, which she dipped just inside her entryway.
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And then, as quickly as she had become aroused, she remembered she had left the ****ing iron on and the moment had passed. Her varicose veins had been acting the **** all day and she became increasingly desperate for a ****e.

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