With the art of witty footy chants seemingly in decline, thought it might be a good plan to get some ideas for the Burnley game as on sky. Obviously can't be anything that would get you banned from LR! My feeble attempt He's fat, he's round, he's done Judas proud, Micky Beale Micky Beale To the old Sammy Lee chant
To the tune of bring on Tottenham or the Arsenal... Who's that waddling down the touchline With all of his integrity. It's Mick Beale and his mole Talking BS about his soul And next month, he'll be back on the dole!
Beales a genius , please don't scoff He's gonna take the handbrake off The trouble is the blokes a snake His loyalty talk was all just fake The fat fools ego is off the scale Just wait until he starts to fail Footballs an unforgiving sport It'll be bye bye Beale and his lying wart
https://instagram.com/stories/micha...ource=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY= I am vomiting over my carpet
His old man’s a ranger, He wears his rangers hat, He tells cor blimey porkies And we all know he’s fat. Turns out he’s a w@nker He’s a lying little snake He runs when you’re not looking, Fu€k off Beale you’re a fake
Lie lie lie lie you liar You lie lie lie, tell me why Tell me why, why d'you have to lie Should've realized that you Should've told the truth Should've realized you know what I'll do You're in suspension you're a liar Now I wanna know, now-now I wanna know why You never look me in the face Broke a confidence just to please your ego Should've realized you know what I know You're in suspension you're a liar I know where you go everybody you know I know everything that you do or say So when you tell lies I always be in your way I'm nobody's fool and I know all 'cause I know What I know You're in suspension you're a liar You're a liar You're a liar Lie lie lie lie lie lie liar Lie lie lie lie you liar lie lie lie I think you're funny you're funny ha ha I don't need it don't need your blah blah Should've realized I don't know what you are You're in suspension You're in suspension You're in suspension You're a liar You're a liar You're lie liar lie
I don't mind doing a collaboration ! We'd need some backing singers though. How about The bitter Hooptons and the Antipodean Rogues ! Sell out tour is on
