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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    As you were….
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    rayner is massive so im led to believe

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    In Barnsley it’s a pork pie, in Ireland it’s a beer jug and in parts of the North, we now know the word ‘growler’ can mean something else entirely. Thanks to Angela Rayner, I have learned a vulgar term for female genitalia, and something much more useful – that after 20 years of dealing with slippery politicians, I am still capable of being taken in. There I was, thinking I’d seen it all before, when along comes the deputy leader of the Labour party, privately boasting about flashing her crotch in parliament – then publicly crying sexism. And, like many others, I fell for it.

    It is now abundantly clear that Ms Rayner is not the target of outrageous misogyny that she had us believe. It turns out that the scurrilous Tory sources who claimed she likes to emulate sex siren Sharon Stone in the movie Basic Instinct to put Boris Johnson off his stride were only repeating what she has said herself. Late one night on the House of Commons terrace, multiple sources heard the flame-haired MP joking about opening and closing her legs to show off her ‘ginger growler’. Yet Westminster’s youngest granny (she’s 42) played the victim better than any actress and had the rest of us rushing to defend her
     
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    Sounds like she got into a flap over it!
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

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    she now suffers from gingavitis as a result
     
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    Is it really Friday or two for Tuesday???
     
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    Quiz of the Day

    How many jugs is this lass carrying?
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    she looks like she has sampled a lot of portions
     
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    Didley said:-

    Quiz of the Day

    How many jugs is this lass carrying?

    Twelvety ?
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    she went for the Jug glar
     
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  11. Didley Squat

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    Ok, ok…. Stop dribbling gents.
     
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    I never dribble in the gent's toilet......
     
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  13. Didley Squat

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    Think l saw you in the ladies!
    …… a friend told me they saw you in there!
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    it happens footballers get paid lots for a good dribbler
     
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    That's a lie Didley..........did Rog tell you :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  16. Didley Squat

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    Sure ……. if that stop me copping the blame!

    Now that l can think it, it was definitely him, Woops. He’s a real dinner l reckon!

    Of course, with myself being the Reverend, you know you can trust my word for it.

    It was all him!
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    you dirty rat, no one rats me out see, im gonna arrange a led suit for ya
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    Ok….. it was Woops, ok!
     
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    My two mates disagree with that comment Didley :emoticon-0121-angry :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Ok then, it was ….. Sans.
    He made me do it!
     
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