Why was his cock in a brown paper bag?
Might be a Consett thing. Cumbrians seem to use Pringles cartons
Why was his cock in a brown paper bag?
And too minutes ago he was telling me to not post my sexual preferences.

AwesomeI'll be nice to Chippy
Fixtures for next week (in universal competition format):
Saturday 5th November
Leeds United vs AFC Bournemouth 2-1 Bamford
Manchester City vs Fulham 6-0 Haaland
Nottingham Forest vs Brentford 1-2 Toney
Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Brighton & Hove Albion 1-2 Trossard
Everton vs Leicester City 1-1 Vardy
Sunday 6th November
Chelsea vs Arsenal 2-1 Aubameyang
Aston Villa vs Manchester United 1-4 Bruno Fernandez
Southampton vs Newcastle United 1-3 ASM
West Ham United vs Crystal Palace 2-1 Scamacca
Tottenham Hotspur vs Liverpool 2-2 Salah

Was is Trev's 80th birthday party?Not a prediction but does anyone remember what happened 12 years ago today?
And look who their manager was...You must log in or register to see media
So remembering what happened in the past isn’t a prediction. I think we’ve just found the man who invented the square wheel.Not a prediction but does anyone remember what happened 12 years ago today?
But I can predict that you won't temember what happened in the past Trev.So remembering what happened in the past isn’t a prediction. I think we’ve just found the man who invented the square wheel.
The takeaway for me was “Basically they are all twats”.FFS, last time I checked this thread yesterday Jak was stuck in Milton Keynes counting ****ing roundabouts which appears to have hampered his ability to add up!
Don’t suppose there are any teachers on here who would like to write me a nice concise summary of the last 10-15 pages by any chance is there?