i have it all on mobile capture, Didley bends over to pick up the 50 dollar note he spied dropped in the isle, the look of glee on his face totally changed when his cassock was whipped over his head. The phantom ring enlarger had struck again, I left it for people to interpret how long it took for the cassock to be returned, but it looked like he had sat on 4 slugs.
Dearly Beloved, Reverend Diddles welcomes all new parishioners to the Church of Squat and ask all the brethren to top up their credit cards in preparation for the 6 rounds of donation giving, to those less fortunate than us, during Sunday’s service. Thee Lord looks down on those with big wallets! Donate Now on 1800SQUATGIVE
Are you coming or going? Who will take the plate up? Who will pour water into wine? Who will help Reverend Squat to drink the flask? You can’t leave now!
I found another church today. Free wine, free food, free bets on the horses, free women laid on.......mind you I couldn't understand why they had a red light outside the entrance door ?
You s.l.u.t, you! I raised you from a young whipper snipper to a bold & brazen indie snatcher….. and what do l get, Nothing l tell you!
The Almighty Reverend Squat presiding….. All rise. Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today, …… to give thanks to the nuns for assisting us on our weekend outdoor luncheon. There were many trays of delicious nibbles on offer and a good time was had by all parishioners. The Reverend fund was boosted by a good turnout of folk donating to a very worthy cause. We may even have found two new additions to the front office, to cover for those who chose to leave for lessor pastures. ( no names mentioned )
I heard the rev Didleys taking increased by a whole 2 quid sing he to a knife to the sofa, and found his pot of gold a whole 2 quids worth not to be sniffed at in these times of dire need
Ok Rev, I'll be back next Sunday, as long as you keep your word re. the increased split in the church takings.....
