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Does anyone on here frequent Hessle Road. I was passing through the other evening and approached by a lady who made me an offer I could not refuse.
 
Spunk Vernon, it's a good word, sadly underused now in modern vocabulary.

So we've moved from spilling beans to spilling the essence of life. The procreative juices. The seed of Man.

The product of the Board's village idiot's onanism, if you'll allow the inference.


It's at times like these that one is moved to quote one of the great poetics.

Classy, understated and remorsefully joyful:


Too fat to **** – sorry about that
I got a scrotum fitted with a thermostat
Switch in the kitchen – giggle and scream
Don’t let me hear you – spilt beans.
 
I am in two minds about tonight. I have a complimentary ticket for the North stand being offered.
 
I have been contacted by a previous date who states she is pregnant and there is a 1 in 3 chance it is mine. The bag did split but I am not convinced. How much are dna tests? It's times like this when one needs the guiding hand and wisdom of Rovertiger or Glennons last pint.
 
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