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  1. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    What?! :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 24, 2022
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  2. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    It was very enjoyable. Towards the end she was braying like a donkey.
     
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    big vern, Sep 24, 2022
  3. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    You had sex with a jenny?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Sep 24, 2022
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  4. TwoWrights

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    Handcuffs too tight? :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 24, 2022
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  5. Sumatran_Tiger

    Sumatran_Tiger Well-Known Member

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    The rohypnol wore off?
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Sep 24, 2022
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  6. Ric Glasgow

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    The original Beast of Burden..She sounds nice:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Sep 24, 2022
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  7. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    It's a well known fact that a donkeys bray can be heard for a distance of 3 kilometres...Quite an achievement that you could be heard copulating in Nafferton:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Sep 24, 2022
  8. rovertiger

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    Please don't tell me you fed her a carrot.
     
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    rovertiger, Sep 24, 2022
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    He did indeed give her something shaped like this.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Sep 25, 2022
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  10. big vern

    big vern Well-Known Member

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    Fortunately for her my member is both long with a decent girth.
     
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    big vern, Sep 25, 2022
  11. TwoWrights

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    To 1:1 scale? :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 25, 2022
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    Probably smaller than the carrot.
     
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    Sumatran_Tiger, Sep 25, 2022
  13. Ric Glasgow

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    Yep,Jasper.She munched him and his funky moped,she's got an insatiable appetite.
     
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    Ric Glasgow, Sep 25, 2022
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    **** off, said Zebedee. :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 25, 2022
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    Two more meets. One Monday and then Wednesday. Wish I had joined years ago.
     
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    big vern, Sep 25, 2022
  16. TwoWrights

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    Make sure one of you takes precautions, in 'her' case not turning up would be the best one. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 25, 2022
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    big vern Well-Known Member

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    I have developed small blisters at the tip of my member. I am fearing the worst case scenario.
     
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    big vern, Sep 26, 2022
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    That's gone in one ear and gonorrhea out the other. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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    rovertiger, Sep 26, 2022
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    <applause>
     
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  20. TwoWrights

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    The clap?!
     
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    TwoWrights, Sep 26, 2022
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