You had sex with a jenny?It was very enjoyable. Towards the end she was braying like a donkey.
Handcuffs too tight?It was very enjoyable. Towards the end she was braying like a donkey.
The rohypnol wore off?Handcuffs too tight?![]()
The original Beast of Burden..She sounds niceIt was very enjoyable. Towards the end she was braying like a donkey.
It's a well known fact that a donkeys bray can be heard for a distance of 3 kilometres...Quite an achievement that you could be heard copulating in NaffertonIt was very enjoyable. Towards the end she was braying like a donkey.
Please don't tell me you fed her a carrot.It was very enjoyable. Towards the end she was braying like a donkey.
Please don't tell me you fed her a carrot.
Fortunately for her my member is both long with a decent girth.You must log in or register to see images
He did indeed give her something shaped like this.
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He did indeed give her something shaped like this.
Yep,Jasper.She munched him and his funky moped,she's got an insatiable appetite.Please don't tell me you fed her a carrot.
**** off, said Zebedee.Yep,Jasper.She munched him and his funky moped,she's got an insatiable appetite.
Make sure one of you takes precautions, in 'her' case not turning up would be the best one.Two more meets. One Monday and then Wednesday. Wish I had joined years ago.
That's gone in one ear and gonorrhea out the other.I have developed small blisters at the tip of my member. I am fearing the worst case scenario.
The clap?!