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[Sumatran_Tiger]

So the answer is yes to the incontinence then.

 

[rovertiger]

Second date this evening. Bit concerned about wearing beige chinos through fear of seepage and moisture marks.

So you're going on a date with the ****s.

Classy.

 

[big vern]

Well the date went like a dream. Perfect meal before back to my place for some heavy petting.
Third date already planned for the weekend. Only downside is she supports Man Utd.

 

[TwoWrights]

Well the date went like a dream. Perfect meal before back to my place for some heavy petting.
Third date already planned for the weekend. Only downside is she supports Man Utd.

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[Ric Glasgow]

Well the date went like a dream. Perfect meal before back to my place for some heavy petting.
Third date already planned for the weekend. Only downside is she supports Man Utd.

How's the Chinos Vern,are they at the dry cleaners?

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

How's the Chinos Vern,are they at the dry cleaners?

Yes but they are unable to remove the urine stains

 

[Sumatran_Tiger]

Well the date went like a dream. Perfect meal before back to my place for some heavy petting.
Third date already planned for the weekend. Only downside is she supports Man Utd.

Is vern an American teen?

 

[rovertiger]

Is vern an American teen?

Think he's getting his sexual education from watching their "movies"

 

[big vern]

Yes but they are unable to remove the urine stains

Seminal fluid, not urine.

 

[big vern]

Well what a night. After a bit of a cuddle we were at it like rabbits. The one downside was that as I was raking my bottom backwards and forwards I left 3 dark brown skid marks on the otherwise pristine bottom sheet. Oh how we laughed.

 

[TwoWrights]

Well what a night. After a bit of a cuddle we were at it like rabbits. The one downside was that as I was raking my bottom backwards and forwards I left 3 dark brown skid marks on the otherwise pristine bottom sheet. Oh how we laughed.

Half or full dose of rohypnol?

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Half or full dose of rohypnol?

Sounds as if they've indulged in some sort of kinky enema session?

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[rovertiger]

Well what a night. After a bit of a cuddle we were at it like rabbits. The one downside was that as I was raking my bottom backwards and forwards I left 3 dark brown skid marks on the otherwise pristine bottom sheet. Oh how we laughed.

I did say you was full of ****.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Well what a night. After a bit of a cuddle we were at it like rabbits. The one downside was that as I was raking my bottom backwards and forwards I left 3 dark brown skid marks on the otherwise pristine bottom sheet. Oh how we laughed.

Don't worry Vern, as a Man U fan she'll be used to ****.

 

[big vern]

Matches on Tinder coming in thick and fast. One from East Hull looks a bit rough. Scrawny and tattoos.

 

[Ric Glasgow]

Well what a night. After a bit of a cuddle we were at it like rabbits. The one downside was that as I was raking my bottom backwards and forwards I left 3 dark brown skid marks on the otherwise pristine bottom sheet. Oh how we laughed.

Apparently there's huge interest in the contents of your lasses washing line this morning...Driffield Facebook's page is full of posters asking where she bought this new Adidas bedding range?

Just as an afterthought Vern,when was the last time you were wormed?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

More likely to be a Fiesta (out of a hedge)

Probably covered in old Corsairs.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Matches on Tinder coming in thick and fast. One from East Hull looks a bit rough. Scrawny and tattoos.

Appearances can be deceptive... what's his name, his interests etc

 

[TwoWrights]

Matches on Tinder coming in thick and fast. One from East Hull looks a bit rough. Scrawny and tattoos.

Some would claim that's a good description of Rovertiger, I couldn't possibly comment.

 

[rovertiger]

Some would claim that's a good description of Rovertiger, I couldn't possibly comment.