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  1. Gil T Azell

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    You're on form this morning Gordon, some crackers there.
     
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    Not overly sure if that is a buoy or a boy
     
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    My wife started crying about her weight while we were eating our lunch today
    I said, "Chin up, love."
    She said, "Aw, thanks babe. I'm glad I have you to support me."
    I replied, "No, I mean pull your chin up. It's in your soup."
     
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    I thought it was Bob
     
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    I once bought a dvd from a spiv in the pub on the promise of goats, long leather boots and nuns.

    I was disappointed when I got home to find that it was The Sound of Music :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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    Things that old people search for the most:

    6% the meaning of life
    6% love
    6% security
    2% marbles
    80% car keys
     
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    I saw a man crying while mowing his lawn.

    I said "Is everything okay ?"

    He replied "I'm just going through a rough patch."
     
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    Even when they don't have a car ....
     
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    My wife stopped the car today and asked a guy for some directions.
    "What's the quickest way to get to the town centre?" she asked.
    "Swap seats with your husband." He said.
     
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