No Vern,just no!!! Wake up and smell the fishmongers. If it's who I think it is she's been cocked more times than Davy Crocket's musket...
Mate, I'm not sure they've legalised divorce in Driffield yet. You're probably being catfished... . He'll have to turn the charm on, otherwise she'll sack him off and take a solo drive to Flixton.
The aforementioned date is this evening. Hopefully an Indian meal before some well earned humpty dumpy. Hopefully City winning away will cap off the day.