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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I couldn’t give less of a **** about other people. The world is not an equal place, and people, like all other species since the dawn of time have their weak. The weak will always perish.
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Your majesty is that you.......she's alive

     
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  3. Milk..

    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    I now proclaim Sucky to be new King of Britain. Sorry, you don't get to vote on it. Doesn't matter that I'm not in Britain. Kings don't get elected from inside the country, they come from outside.
    William the conqueror, Knut the cnut. They weren't British. You don't like it, tough, move to France.

    Sucky please post your PayPal account so everyone in Britain can pay you tribute.
     
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  4. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Have they been in your spare bedroom?
     
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  5. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    Sucky cannabis Palace all are welcome apart from fosse cuz he's a boring fkr
     
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Off with his head!
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Even cold arse N*g*as like Putin stop Wars in order to pay their respects to The Queen

    Real G’s recognise other G’s
     
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  8. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    war mongering, trigger happy, gun toting Yank causing division amongst the locals

    some **** never changes
     
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  9. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    They tried but i didn't welcome them in.....first rule of survival...don't invite a blood sucker into your home......2ndcrule font have a sterile environment in home reptilians cannot stand dust and untidiness because it blocks the breath holes
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Comes on here actually banging on about freedom

    Now he's replacing our customs and traditions with his modern bullshit

    He's ****in scum and walla i wont take it
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Or they'll turn up hoping they'll get free nosh after the service :bandit:
     
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  12. Milk..

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    Wait until all pubs only stock cheap American lager.
     
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  13. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    They would prefer give it to her dogs rather than give it 2 the peasant voyeurs outside.....so me I'm not going to London for undigested bread crust in a dog turd
     
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  14. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    We ready are lol.....its your chlorine dip washed chicken we need next....its not a proper yank kfc without that ingredient tbf.


    Ps looking forward to my bill Gates lab grown steak in the future....yummy
     
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    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    I'm all for lab grown meat if it tastes the same, has correct texture, is safe and isn't too expensive.

    I'd love to try some exotic lab meats too... Get some cells from endangered animals. Eat some rhino or elephant meat. Ooh... Bet Pandas taste good. A polar bear steak, and some roast penguin? Yes please!

    With lab grown meats we're not restricted to farm animals, we can eat what we were put on earth to eat.

    Koala bears!
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    You crack on.........gotta be pretty similar to what you're already eating health wise.....us brits like grass fed cattle, call us ole fashion like
     
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  17. Milk..

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    How much is still grass fed vs cheaper US or Argentinian grain fed imports these days? Grass fed is certainly better flavour and much healthier to eat. It will be a long time before any long term health effects of lab grown meat is known. Not familiar with British beef industry, but it's great if you've managed to avoid going for cheaper grain fed meat. Here you pay a massive premium for grass fed. Only the rich can afford to eat healthy.

    Still cant wait to eat some Panda Stroganoff.
     
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  18. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I think I'll show this post to the jocks, our kin to the norf

    Then they'll see what they're in for when they declare the ol' independence. No more Angus steak, just lab made mush
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I use paleowales not sure about superstores prices

    https://www.paleowales.co.uk/paleo-nutrition-wales-grass-fed-beef
     
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    Milk.. Well-Known Member

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    If it's mush it won't be comercially accepted and will fail. It has to be as good as the real thing to take off (or close... Or cheaper, and it won't be cheaper for a long time)
     
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