Chatting up women...

[Hugh Briss]

Are you any good at it?

Do you use corny chat-up lines like I do?

◦If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

◦I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked.

◦My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

◦Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!

◦If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

◦I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

◦You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.

◦Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Lets go upstairs and talk about it.

◦Do you know what'd look fantastic on you? (No.) Me!

◦You know, if I'm not in bed by 11, Ill have to go home.

Got any 'pearlers' from conquests that you'd like to share?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

"Here hen, drink this" usually works for me.

 

[Hugh Briss]

"Here hen, drink this" usually works for me.

What's the drink?

Rohypnol?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

That was implied joker

 

[thefanwithnoname]

see this vest...................

 

[Hugh Briss]

That was implied joker

Just checking! ...

(As they should have with their drink!)

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Scream and I'll gut you like a fish

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? (No.) Me neither but it broke the ice.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Scream and I'll gut you like a fish

smooth

 

[Null]

You fancy a pizza n a ****?

No, why you no like pizza?

 

[Depay Sound]

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?".

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

You fancy a pizza n a ****?

No, why you no like pizza?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Scream and I'll gut you like a fish

smooth

Works every time

 

[Ron]

Are you any good at it?

Do you use corny chat-up lines like I do?

◦If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

◦I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked.

◦My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

◦Hey baby, I'm ready for some FUN, I already have the F and the N, now all I need is U!

◦If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

◦I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

◦You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.

◦Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Lets go upstairs and talk about it.

◦Do you know what'd look fantastic on you? (No.) Me!

◦You know, if I'm not in bed by 11, Ill have to go home.

Got any 'pearlers' from conquests that you'd like to share?

Thanks for those.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I usually enquire if they like chicken.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I find 'Sandra for the 1 hour body-to-body aqua massage' works every time.

 

[leavemyarsealona]

Oi you. It won't suck itself.

 

[Treat Williams]

If you were my shin I'd bang you on the coffee table.

 

[Hugh Briss]

Ok, just to appease our religious friends on this board, here's some religious-style chat up lines...

◦Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?

◦Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? (No?) Wanna go to church with me?

◦Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

◦If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit.

◦God was just showing off when He made you.

◦Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally?

◦Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

◦I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way!

◦[look at the person's shirt label] "Just as i thought ... made in heaven."

◦Are you religious? (Yes) Good, well I am the answer to your prayers.

 

[Hugh Briss]

If you were my shin I'd bang you on the coffee table.