Summer Transfer Window

Ain't happening you'll see

 

Sorry whats not happening this time? Can I get an avi bet on it?

 

Paqueta, Diaby or Maddison

 

Have we been taken over yet?

 

This is absolute comedy gold.

What was going through his head. Oh, common sense.

 

We’re linked with someone called Riley now…..I hope it’s Rachel

 

It'll never happen

 

Would of still liked us to bring in Pedro tbh, think he looked a decent little signing.

Interested to see if we get anyone else, because I thought Isak was out the price range.

 

George “ Rambo” Riley ? Result

 

Oh man. That’s another level mate.

 

Did you not mean Bayer Leverkusen?

 

A pint will do mate.

 

I actually think watford have their balls between their legs here. They thought we where going to be their lottery win. They pushed us.

Then our owners just dropped them like a microphone. Told them to **** off.

 

Jesus wept. If we get him aswell we might aswell start a tissue business for all the **** stains at gallowgate.

 

The Windy Power effect

 

Wrong thread but I’d just like to say, for the record, an immeasurable thank you to Amanda Staveley, Mehrdad Ghodoussi, Jamie Reuben and anyone else who believed in us, in this club.

The turnaround has been seismic. Eddie Howe has proven himself already to be one of the best managers in world football. We have a club full of smart, dedicated people. No d!ckheads in sight:

We. Have. Arrived.

Newcastle.

United.

 

Jesus Christ. Be back in a minute.

 

We can forget Maddison