These Scammers really do piss you off. Last night I was in the middle of cooking dinner, bearing in mind I'm in Vietnam and got a call on my UK mobile saying is that Mr so and so, I said yes, this is Santander Bank we have noticed an irregular transaction on your account and what to check it was you who instigated it. It's for £398 for Amazon. I said no that is not a transaction I have done, so he said we just need to check some security details, what is your account number? At that point I cut the phone, they called back immediately and I said I am calling my bank myself. I proceeded to do that and 48 minutes later someone finally answered the call. Of course, was told it was a scam and I had done exactly the right thing in calling them. But this cost me more or less an hour call, to be fair I used SKYPE so the call only cost £2, but to be hanging on the phone for nearly an hour plus it ruined the dinner I was cooking, really pissed me off. The ****s them.
Yep, I had one yesterday which unusually didn't cut off after 30 seconds, though left a message which not unconvincingly was 'similar' to my voicemail instructions - but had press this button, that button, then input your pin code etc... Luckily I can never remember my pin code / genuine never asks for it) - the ****s them...
there used to be a pizza place in newcastle that served huge rectangular ones that were too big for the (round) plates. you got loads. nowadays i use scissors if i cook them at home.
They have upped the stakes for me. £590. It was £37 yesterday. I am surprised they called back.... We need some details to cancel the transaction, - If I may just interrupt, thank you...... Are you an enthusiastic copulator? A howling yes yes, or do you just lie there? Does your partner....line goes dead.
Funny that, until you look at the race time and realise they are on the home straight of a 10,000m race
I got sick of being called asking if I’d been in a car accident. Eventually I said yes. What happened he asked? The other driver ran into the back of me I said. Then what? I chased after him and smashed into him head on, I said. The guy was salivating. Any passengers, he asked? Yes, my young son was next to me and the other driver had a young girl with him. Great, he said, where was all this? It was Walton Street in Hull, I said, on the dodgems. The what? The dodgems at the fair. Click.
I like the marketing calls from downtown Delhi... "can we ask just a couple of questions" ... of course I reply 'how much am I getting paid'... "excuse me"... 'well obviously you are getting paid to gather the information, so how much do I get for helping"..... call ends..
Had Sky on the phone the other day. After all the how are you nice stuff he said “ tell me who supplies your broadband “ “ you” I replied bluntly “ really” he replied See you later…
Great interview “So you didn’t do, like, a De Niro thing, where you went off to prepare for it? Oh, yes, I did, I locked myself away for about three months. There was vigorous research going on.” https://slate.com/culture/2017/05/m...d-vigorous-hand-job-guy-on-the-leftovers.html
