Just checking we're got a "whole" two weeks and absolutely **** all has actually happened for over a week, bar possibly a lowball bid for Joao Pedro from Watford? But no cause for concern, right?
Just make sure you book your front row seat for the final week of the transfer window. I also have a truckload of popcorn being delivered.
Nice bid £10m for Brererton Diaz from Blackburn…**** me for that price surely he’s worth a look? Pretty sure we were linked with him a while back.
I suspect we are at the stage of the window where we are watching what happens. A lot will move in the next week or two. I think we will get some people in. The whole premier league is watching what others are doing. I would have preferred to get some in. But we seem to be getting shafted by everyone.
All strikers went from us to them Joe Allon Demba Ba Then we had Loic Remy on loan but the greedy twat then went to Chelsea
Been suggested that Man United should go for Wilson. They can **** right off. Unless... we offer him on loan for £100m plus £50m bonus if they stay up. See how they like it.
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