You’ve been chasing him around this thread all day and yet give him a dig about the amount of time he spends on here **** me, you are some kind of ******…
Your interesting life is sloshing around on a Wetherspoons carpet trying to get your slippers unstuck.
BA HA HA HA! What an absolute prick you are. Us didn't mean...well...Us! You take *****ism to a whole new level!
Given yer maw wasn't on safespace, I thought even a ****** like you could work out he wasn't included in the 'us' the obsessed ****wits followed. but it seems you're even thicker than I thought.
You've never used a washing machine, have you? I'm guessing 'er indoors at Asbo Towers is stuck using some antique you bought off a gypo 40 years ago.
The gyppos around my way gave taken to wrapping old mattresses in polythene and flogging them as new ones left over from kitting out hotels. You can imagine the scene when they get unwrapped and the new owner smells the puss and puke.
I just bought a brand new washing machine as it happens. I use it on a daily basis. I bought it off tinternet. No idea if those selling were travelling folk although they did have a Greek name.