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Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

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    How do you console an English teacher?

    There, their, they’re.

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    I've lost track of the number of arguments I've had with other teachers (and pupils) over whether or not those three are homophones. The first two certainly are, but the last one isn't...;)
     
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    Or how many sounds are in the word ‘fire’. ;)
     
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    No doubt inspired by Education Minister Andrea Jenkyns.

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    OLD BUT GOLD
     
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    A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

    "Did you smell that food?" she said, "It smells absolutely delicious!"

    Being a kind-hearted Scot, he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

    So they walked past it again…
     
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    I remember Terry Garbett having a similar shot at goal - only he spooned the ball over the bar...:)
     
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