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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Why's the queue building up again then?
     
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    French police were unable to demploy in Dover?

    Thought Brexit was all about taking control of our borders?

    Now we have Frogs in Kent controlling our border!

    What a ****show!

    You voted for this anaw!

    What a shìtshow!

    <laugh>
     
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  4. DMD

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    Bless you Aldo, you do love showing your ignorance, and so loudly too. <laugh>

    “In the 1991Sangatte Protocol, France signed an agreement with the United Kingdom to introduce 'juxtaposed controls' (in French,des bureaux de contrôles nationaux juxtaposés, or 'BCNJ') atEurostarandEurotunnelstations on immigration and customs, where investigations happen before travel. France is part of theSchengen Agreement, which has largely abolished border checks between member nations, but the United Kingdom is not.

    Thesejuxtaposed controlsmean that passports are checked before boarding first by officials belonging to departing country and then officials of the destination country. These are placed only at the mainEurostarstations: French officials operate atLondon St Pancras,Ebbsfleet InternationalandAshford International, while British officials operate atCalais-Fréthun,Lille-Europe,Marne-la-Vallée–ChessyandParis-Gare du Nord. There are security checks before boarding as well. For the shuttle road-vehicle trains, there are juxtaposed passport controls before boarding the trains.”



    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/France–UK_border


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juxtaposed_controls
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    But they aren't "juxtaposed" now are they? Them checks are real. There's a world of difference between what's happening now and what happened before Brexit and no amount of you sticking your head up your arse and blah blah blahing your colon will change the fact that Brexit is to blame ya fùcking rocket. You voted for this shìt.

    Mind you I doubt you'll ever go to France from Dover so what the fùck do you care eh.
     
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  6. DMD

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    Go on then Aldo, explain which bits of that are no longer true. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Brexit chaos is nothing to do with Brexit.
    The worst government in living memory is nothing to do with the government.
    The planet heating up is nothing to do with global warming.

    Everything is fine.
     
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    Great year was 1976, not one hot day, but two to three long months of it, oh and Southampton won the FA Cup <whistle>
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

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    And I was 15, and got a feel of Liz Barrett’s tits at the youth club disco <ok>

    A very good year
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Aye Stone ya contcha
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was 10 and got felt up at the youth club disco.

    Terrible year.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Uncle Colm

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    Yeah, I said something similar a few months back on our board when I went to Cape Verde back in early April. Manchester Airport was - well ****ing hell. Both going and returning. But the number of gammons (including my sister), both queueing up at Man Air and around the pool in CV proclaiming that it was punishment for voting Brexit was tragi-comical. My daughter said the same about going to Mexico last month: you just can't point out to them that it's not just travelling to the EU that is a problem.
     
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  15. Uncle Colm

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    They then proclaim these polls on the front page saying that "The British public" believes it's the EU fault, usually complete with a gurning picture of Ursula von der Leyen (and a picture of Meghan Markle tossed in for good measure). <doh>
     
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  17. Uncle Colm

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    Lowest growth in the G7 is all down to railway cleaners being on an average of £58k a week, according to Andrew Pierce. :emoticon-0145-shake
     
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  18. Uncle Colm

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    The Daily Mail and its 'Experts'....

     
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    @DMD oops!

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Uncle Colm

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    It's the bone-headed, persistent insistence that because we were never part of Schengen then nothing should have changed. But it doesn't need Simon Calder (though we thank him for his calm, authoritative expertise on this subject, even if it will eventually lose him his job thanks to the vindictive spite of Dipso Nads) to tell us this - it has been pointed out for years what would happen if we wanted third country status and, it was always met with 'Sovereignty' and 'Taking back control' squawking.

    And the Mail, the Express and the Sun and the other Gammon chambers know this full well.
     
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