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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Do hope Rev'd Didley has sobered up enough for tomorrow's service.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 16, 2022
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Hic…… sorry, hic.. pissed it,
    sorry…. I mean, missed it!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 18, 2022
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    Luckily, parishioner Roger took the service on your behalf. We split the takings down the middle, and went to the pub next door.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 18, 2022
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    you forgot to tell him the parishioners all brought a bottle of wine some even crates which were raffled off, profits were share but i did say what about Dids and was told " hell get his when we see him":emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0131-angelbut don't mention i told you, cos im due another cut for the next one when we raffle your car:emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 20, 2022
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    I forgot the church car!............now where did I park it?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 20, 2022
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    Drunkard!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 21, 2022
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    How dare you, I'm as jober as a sudge :emoticon-0167-beer: <double>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 21, 2022
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><applause><ok>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 21, 2022
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    I'm on my knees praying that Rev Did has sobered up ready for this Sunday's extravaganza....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 22, 2022
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    Thee Lord has answered your prayers my son.

    Let us open today’s sermon with….. with….
    ….. another collection.

    Dig deep people, Reverend Squat blew last weeks taking on the trots and didn’t back a single winner.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 23, 2022
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but rev if we dig any deeper we will be able to shake hands
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 23, 2022
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 23, 2022
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    is that where he has been hiding the takings
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 23, 2022
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    ....and some of the sisters of mercy....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 23, 2022
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    Thee Lord ask thee parishioners to reject all fabrications of untruths relating to church funds …. and the local nuns.

    On a more pressing matter, l think my bladder is about to burst!
    Where’s the Pissboy when you want him!

     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2022
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    oh you are awful.......................................but i like you
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 24, 2022
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    Great sermon today, Rev.

    Not one member of the congregation fell asleep, well, apart from old Mr Wilson, who apparently was taken in hand by that new nun, Sister Katy.........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 24, 2022
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    im going to have to pay her the going rate to be a goer
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 24, 2022
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    Yes, but is she a goer, or a Noah ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 24, 2022
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    im still negotiating the price,hope its a goer
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 24, 2022
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