David Cameron is awesome
Nick clegg is right to break promises
**** is the best food ever
Condoms: they dont expire, they mature
I like prostitutes ****ting on my dick, mixing the spunk and **** with some cilit bang and drinking it down in one gulp after putting it in a blender saying 'bang and the dirt is gone'
The other united wums musnt find out how small my dick is, -jordans- 3 inch knob is delicious.
Nani is a good player.
Barcelona are ****.
Portsmouth have had more success than arsenal, like my local kids team who won two trophies last season compared to united's one trophy. They must be better.
Every fortnight me and sandy brown take turns to perform auto-erotic exficicafion mutually on each other (to ensure we're both alive for the massive blowjob session later involving the other wums.)
I live in china like most united fans.
My dad was a dictactor. My mum was a headteacher. I'm a dickhead.
Nick clegg is right to break promises
**** is the best food ever
Condoms: they dont expire, they mature
I like prostitutes ****ting on my dick, mixing the spunk and **** with some cilit bang and drinking it down in one gulp after putting it in a blender saying 'bang and the dirt is gone'
The other united wums musnt find out how small my dick is, -jordans- 3 inch knob is delicious.
Nani is a good player.
Barcelona are ****.
Portsmouth have had more success than arsenal, like my local kids team who won two trophies last season compared to united's one trophy. They must be better.
Every fortnight me and sandy brown take turns to perform auto-erotic exficicafion mutually on each other (to ensure we're both alive for the massive blowjob session later involving the other wums.)
I live in china like most united fans.
My dad was a dictactor. My mum was a headteacher. I'm a dickhead.


