Summer transfer window

probably signing of the summer

on a free

The Toon missed a trick

he would have defo been their helicopter in centre circle landing marquee signing they all crave

but he too good for them even with a pacemaker

 

We'll need to sign a decent defensive mf next to him if he starts with Bruno.

Not sure how that all fits together if we're going for De Jong as well - probably all about rotation with Eriksen's condition?

And what happened to Newcastle anyway? Where's all those Kaka signings?

 

So the world class defence being Varane Martinez new full back (forgot his name Macarena?) and who?

 

Think our owners were more appalled by the training complex, stadium decay and other things before they even talked about the playing squad.

Approaching 100m already approved behind the scenes apart from the signings.

Rocking a training ground from about 1991

 

De Jong deal done between United and Barca, now Barca need to settle the €17m they owe De Jong and he’ll be a United player.

 

... unless he's opting for a back 3 and wing backs

EDIT: Chief already made the point

 

Don't use words like that. You'll completely **** his head up.

 

Lost in translation... gone for some Cack signings as a result...

 

Not sure 'that' will ... apoplectic on the other hand ...

 

Like he usually does you mean?

 

Then your point about Maguire potentially not starting due to 2 players is rather nonsensical...

 

Martinez can play LB and CDM as well, sort of like Daley Blind so good option to have for us if he’s as good as EtH thinks he is.

 

Whilst I will remain eternally grateful to United for giving us £85 million for slab-head... I do think that, potentially, he could thrive under EtH ... he formed an excellent partnership with Jonny Evans at ours and with better players all around him he can concentrate on sticking to his strengths ...

 

When they're done can they come and do ours?

 

Either or will do in his case.

 

Think they're trying to palm that 17m onto us. Got a feeling we might do it as well.

 

and Maguire!

We "thrashed" you in a pre-season playing Lindelof. The revolution has begun Luv.

 

Wouldn’t have thought the Glazers would pick the bill up for old wages for a Barca player.

They probably need a transfer (buying) ban to be honest. They’re a toilet of a club.

 

Eddie would've in the past, not sure if they'll ok it for Arnold?

Only guesswork but looking like Lewandowski and/or Raphina deals may be linked to De Jong sale and that may be why we've gone quiet and playing hardball.

 

From the United board, 85m Euros. Looks like we may have agreed to pay it...

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