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Deporting Mo Farah

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jul 12, 2022.

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Mo farah

  1. Back on a boat with you "Hussain"

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  2. Illegal... But okay

    28.6%
  3. Just British enough to stay

    21.4%
  4. Make him run to Rwanda

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Mo Bond

    Got a ring to it
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Mo bond
    Mo problems
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Still waiting for the 1st journalist to ask Patel when she's sending the footsoldiers round to Hussains gaff for a chat <whistle>

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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Shotgun
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    Blaxploitation
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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  7. NostradEmus

    NostradEmus Firpo Carlos

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    Nah, he's too old now. Stopped winning races.

    We got the good years out of him. We've finished with him now. Send him back to Africa and whilst we are there try and find a younger one to prop us up in the medal table.

    He can take Chris Froome with him!
     
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    Chris Froome has never lived here and it may well be the only times he has been here is for a race .
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm torn between back on a boat "Hussain" and make him run to Rwanda.

    I say, call him Hussain from now on, make him run to Rwanda, while dragging a boat behind him.

    Time we got tough on migration imo
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    The "Hussbot" doesn't have the same ring to it ... he should face the ultimate sanction for his deception ... compulsory relocation to Coventry ...
     
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    His is an amazing story and his rise to Olympic glory suggests that there is a rich vein of talent we can exploit with a more structured approach to people trafficking. We need to have athletics scouts on the ground in these African countries identifying young talent and buying them or stealing them off their families and shipping them back here. We should probably concentrate on countries undergoing civil war or with tribal conflicts, as its likely the kids have been running longer and harder there. We also need to ensure a secure route back to the UK as we don't want other countries stealing them on the way. For the really special talents maybe get Border Patrol to pick them up when they arrive in Calais, rather than risking them in an inflatable crossing.

    If we can get this system going now we can look forward to bumper hauls of athletics medals in the future.
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Has Priti found this motherfuker yet?
     
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  13. Milk..

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    So, in other words, copy France's technique for their national football team?
     
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  14. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Lennox lewis says hi.

    <whistle>
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Got locked up and tortured for refusing. Until his sister suggested he lied and say he would do it, just so he can get free then smuggled out the country. I'm assuming, don't know, that his dad probably had a death sentence over him too. His sister that helped him has since disappeared.

    He ended up landing in the UK, unaware of where he was at the time, after being dumped on a roadside. He then struggled to rebuild his life from then on, despite the government attempting to deport him, which got halted by people petitioning for his right to stay.
     
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  18. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    So Hussain is still at large then?
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hussian has now been nominated for a bafta for his "coming out" documentary about being one of the boats

    Which means he's still at large.
     
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  20. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Can you find him?

    1st person to find him gets my avi for a week. Hes really in there btw<laugh>

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