Summer transfer window

Was a good lay off tbh

 

Aye for once, we usually have to witness him doing bonkers stuff like this for no reason

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LfwlXojl81c

 

Andy Caroll was last seen leaving Brugge last week having failed medical, fitness and mental tests

 

Joelinton is class

 

He looks like a quality outfit. Gave us a torrid time in the FA cup last season. Was hoping we might go in for him as back up to Tomiyasu. Would be a decent signing if you can get him for anything under £15m

 

World Class signing for United

 

Been following his career since he was 3 yrs old.

Like Cafu but plays on the left

 

Yeah the only thing from what I’ve seen he can’t do is cross too well, looks to drill them low more so than try and pick out an actual forward but his pace and skill will be handy running that line. I think the deal Boro want is £15m plus some add-ons which sounds reasonable, should’ve been sorted days/ weeks ago to be honest. As I’ve said before, it’s the one deal Levy’s working on too, standard Levy, lol.

 

Ajax have supposedly agreed a €30m deal with us for Bergwijn.

Take that all day long, that’s practically our money back on him.

 

Phillips to City (crazily cheap for him, Leeds ****ed themselves there), Jesus to Goons and Paulinha to Fulham all confirmed.

Probably gonna see clubs acting a bit quicker now as pre-season for most has begun.

 

I think £42m is about right for Kalvin Philips. It only seems cheap to you do you paid £60m for Captain Birdseye

 

Still dropping those bookmarks I see.

 

You ain’t gonna be using them so it’s fine

 

All I know is that Jesus better hit 20+ goals this season for you to be so obsessed and critical of our new fourth choice forward.

 

I’ve got him down for 15+ Goals and 10 assists.

 

Only around 15 goals for your new first choice striker? Good to see you’ve got a lot of faith in him, lol.

 

Jesus to score goals than Richarlison bro

Bet still stands

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