Summer transfer window

Nah, I think Ekitike and Nunez will both be ****. Have said so on our board, Munse reckons both will win Ballon d'or multiple times.

 

I cant click that link.

Cos I'm scouse

 

Nah too normal to be Roy.

I think it's a he too

 

Not for long mate, give it 12 months

 

Ill never abandon my roots.

 

But we're talking about where you grew up here, not hair products.

 

Yeah but we're also talking years before you start winning things so I'm not exactly packing my bags just now namean?

 

Tilemans.

 

Second job mate

 

I would normally post the old Titanic bird "it's been 84 years" Gif, but lets be honest, its been a lot longer for us

 

Sorry but I just cannot get over it. I'll stop it now.

 

Blimey... I'm so popular it quite brings a tear to my eye ...

Anyway, as for the latest on Youri the tiler ... seems that both North London clubs (the one that's in the CL and the one that's not) Manchester's other club, Juventus (apparently wanting to throw in Moise Keane as part of the deal) West Ham .... oh and some regular bottom half finishing Prem club, are all interested in the lad ... all looks good for a bidding war I'd say ... think we'd take around £35 million ... but please don't stop there if you really want him

 

Manchester United have bettered Arsenal's bid for Lisandro Martinez, offering Ajax £38m for the Argentina centre-back, 24. (Mail on Sunday)


Manchester United are on "high alert" as Arsenal struggle to agree a deal for Leicester's Belgium midfielder Youri Tielemans, 25. (Star Sunday)

 

Utter shambles of a club at a the moment

Begchester united

 

fixed

 

Lots of new faces in the prem this season & lots of old ones at new teams too hoping they can "push on" too.

Lots on here have reason to be excited as well...

Toon lads don't have to worry about relegation for the first time since Kevin keegan died.

Ive got another quadruple run to look forward too, hopefully win some **** again along the way, & new frontman nunez. Diaz with a pre season under his belt... Oooff

Goons got man city reject jesus, who will deffo score more than any of the forwards they had last year... Won't be enough to not not bottle top4 again tho imo.

Chavs got rid of Lolkaku, that's the only good thing going for them hopefully.

Utd... Can't see anything but another disappointing season for them tbh. Which is great for all of us

Cba doing anymore

 

Man Utd to finish bottom half and Ten Haag to be out the door by Good Friday.

 

They won't get near top4 Im pretty certain of that at least.

We look forward to emptying old trafford at half time again too

 

I seriously think your lot may be in for a nasty surprise this year. Have you actually watched much of Nunez?