British Politics spam thread

That's the vast majority of the population are in the Central ****ebelt and most have snuffed it before they reach 40 and don't need the NHS

You do know the difference in populations between Englandshire and Kiltland you ****ing spastic!!

 

https://www.cityam.com/31bn-boost-f...wealth-markets-hit-highest-level-in-15-years/

Brexit again

 

No it's not you ****ing dumbfuck, that's square sausage.

You are a ****ing thick twat.

How many bottles of Bucky have you had short arse

 

Thank fùck you live in Kiltland. Your anti psychotic meds would cost you a fortune doon sooth!

You get them free here. Makes me wonder why you don't take them ya raging wee fùcknugget.

 

None. How many slaps off wee lassies you had ya wee fanny?

 

Lorne sausage is sausage links

Oh dear, oh ****ing dear.

That's what a lifetime of drinking Buckfast does to you kids.

Take heed.

 

Not Brexit, but bullshit.

Seriously, are you feeling the benefits yet?

 

to be fair fella a tomato plant is way smarter than you so it would be an upgrade for you.

 

It was a joke you humourless auld ****stain.

That's what a lifetime of heartache gets you kids.

 

Yes, less Romanians in UK stealing

 

Is there though?

 

Yes, 6 went home

 

Hoooraaa!

This is a game changer!

Brexit is good!

 

Are you sure they went home and are not in the nick though?

 

@Mind The Duck are you Yes yet?

 

I flew them back, they had a cargo hold full of stolen stuff.

 

The Hypocritical Doom Goblin