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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 7, 2020.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    One flew over the cuckoos nest
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2022
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not the full quid.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    suffering blunt force trauma
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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  4. Eric Le Merde

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    As much use as a chocolate fire guard
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Ozzie women like a cock or two as a pet
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    A few slates missing from the roof
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    or snapped nicker elastic
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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  8. Eric Le Merde

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    When it was raining brains he stayed indoors.
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 28, 2022
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    not a full shilling
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    10p short of a pound
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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  11. Eric Le Merde

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    Lower than a snakes belly
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 28, 2022
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    Smellier than a stale fart
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 28, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that would be as low as a snakes balls
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    spiffing reply old bean
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2022
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    To be honest it's usually the other end I'm focused on when I come across a snake so I'll take your word for it.
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 28, 2022
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    As useless as tits on a bull.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 29, 2022
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    As useless as a midget with a yo-yo
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 29, 2022
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    As useless as a Eunuch in a harem
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 29, 2022
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    As useless as an ash tray on a motorbike
     
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    Eric Le Merde, Jun 30, 2022
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    i found it indispensable
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 30, 2022
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