Good to know.
Wtf is this thread? Is there any good news anywhere atm?
Landscaper messaged me today to say that he can bring my job forward because everyone else is cancelling. Is that good or bad news?
Good news for you! Not the landscaper.

but then, is it the right time to be lavish on a new patio? Or should I get the misses out scrubbing up the old one![]()
Both.
You can't let the landscaper see the state of your old one.
Why? I thought you had a wife (NM) for that.![]()

She's not done it for ages, thinking if trading her in tbh...![]()

Depends how far the bodies have decomposed by now.but then, is it the right time to be lavish on a new patio? Or should I get the misses out scrubbing up the old one![]()
Depends how far the bodies have decomposed by now.
Well that's ok then!Since this is the good news thread, I'm sure the bodies have fully decomposed.
I have house martins nest over my windows every year. They crap all over the window ledges, but I still like them. They're quite noisy at times, but not as bad as the jackdaws constantly bickering on the roof.We have a Virginia creeper covering the front of this place that I planted about 25 years ago.
This year we have a wrens nest in it.
Mouthy ****ers for such a small bird
Do they at least play Happy Hour every now and again?I have house martins nest over my windows every year. They crap all over the window ledges, but I still like them. They're quite noisy at times, but not as bad as the jackdaws constantly bickering on the roof.
Or the seagulls.
Or the sparrows.
Come to think of it, most birds are noisy buggers.
you should tell her to cut the lawn as she gets out of the shower….I’m an expert on losing women![]()

Thankfully not.Do they at least play Happy Hour every now and again?
Ba dum tish.