Summer Transfer Window

The 15 goals he netted by January when they signed him. I'm showing that anyone can be a 1 season wonder - it does not make them a £80-100m player.

 

I said a week or so ago that he had **** passing and ball control to be fair. Just came across that video clip and shared it.

 

All of those players I’ve never heard of

 

We’ve got a few you can take your pick from

Phillips
williams
keita
minamino
Ox
jimmy Milner might even be available on a freebie

 

Should I be embarrassed that I've never heard of those players mentioned

 

Yeah we can do a straight swap for Shelvey is a ****, Lascelles, Clark, Hendrick

 

Erm… can we put them on a boat, send them to some desert island and just claim on insurance instead?

 

The cost of the boat hire would be more than the insurance claim

 

They'd miss the boat

 

class

 

Ashworth as good as confirmed going through owners and directors test with PL

 

Premier league approval

 

Just realised how close me and Munse are on the same wave length at times.....

Anyone got the number of a good shrink?????

 

1 down

 

Will Ashworth do a better job than his predecessor Joe Kinnear? Time will tell.