Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. I started to post this on one of Big Chrissie's threads, prior to his lifetime ban, but actually (honestly) fell asleep half way through. I had to do some quick thinking and explaining when the missus woke me up. She is perfect and knows absolutely everything. Anyway, since the damage is done, I might as well post this thread now as I am sure the re-incarnation of BC is only a matter of time. Some of you will remember BC mentioning that nobody turned up for the big meet up in Porterfields.Well,no i was'nt there but I was sitting in the "Alexââ¬Â, wearing my Sunderland Top minding my own business enjoying a Pint. At precisely 12.00pm this big coloured dude came over to me and said. Are you Big Chris ? I know I shouldn't have but I said yes I am, are you Bigdownunder? He nodded and called a round. Now here is the strange part after a few more pints who walked in only fat Mike Himself wearing his coq sportif best with the usual gravy stains on his black and white top. He had his Nokia in one hand and was munching a pie with his other. He walked straight over to Bigdownunder and said. Are you bent? Bigdownunder stood up, looked him straight in the eye and said no I am not but I am his Agent and he wants me to let you know that he thinks Noorcasltle is a massive club and that he loves the NE. The craic was ninety and the drink kept coming. I can't remember all that happened but I do know for a fact that Fat Mike was on his Nokia to some vile Frenchie talking about "Tap In".I donââ¬â¢t think they agreed anything but I do know for certain that Mike, The Vile Frenchie , Mr Tap In himself and Bigdownunder have agreed to meet again in the Tap Inn Birmingham soon. If I hear anymore I will post it here first! It was good craic I ended up with one of Fat mikes Nokias in my Hand and Bigdownunder busted his Siemens over Fat Mikes Pie. Mike did not give a **** he ate it anyway.
I believe most of what you write, my concerns are.. Are you sure it was his Nokia in your hand. If what you say is true you can answer my fianl question, is bigdownunder the truth or is he really quite small down under. Only you know the truth!
Nah, i'm not having that, no way. Surely if Fat Mike walks up to biggobdownunder and asks "is he bent"? surely that fact is that he is bent?
Is a rentboy bent? Biggy is small that's why he had to move, the Bigg market tarts wouldn't take him on even after a skinfull, so he only had the sailors left, He calls it a penis the Sunderland lads call it a malformed clit.
When you woke up, did you have imprints of your laptop keys, on your forhead, like I do when I wake up?
