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Match Day Thread Toon v Arse

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 9, 2022.

  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    A debate around Lascelles lol.

    Man is useless, doesnt even do basics right and when he makes mistakes, he's sharp blaming everyone around him, pointing and shouting.

    Nowhere near the starting 11.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    I only live here. Sadly. But a **** I certainly am
     
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  3. Toonitus

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  4. JokeInEre

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    Longstaff is ****e.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Would be somewhat difficult though as he's been dead for 52 years....although if he burst into a bit of Foxy Lady whilst in midfield it might confuse Arsenal and give us the breakthrough we need.
     
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  6. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    A London **** is the way to be, we need more of us here. Although i wasnt born here thank **** and im originally northern.
     
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  7. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Same here
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's unwise geographical move imo because London is going to be under water once the seas rise 10 meters.

    Now is the time to buy property in the North because it's going to be in high demand in the next 50 years.
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    11m according to Google, so close enough, but still that extra 1m gives me a few years before i have to live in a submarine.

    Houses on top of mount Everast are gonna be worth a fortune soon.
     
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  10. Toonitus

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    Floods high rising seas and increasing energy costs tell me nows not the time to buy property there. I think cheaper properties up north will become the solution for many Southerners over the next few decades.

    It all started with mass migrations so if you can time it right you'll hit the jackpot.
     
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  11. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    The world aint gonna flood any time soon, so houses in London will always go up a ****tonne. Hence why i got one down here so it makes a **** load and i can trade it for a nice comfortable living up north in the future.
     
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    That's the thing you've got to be ahead of the game. If it was easy everyone would do it, but I'm going to be on the money with this.

    Anticipation and timing
     
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    It should make it easier for us to attract the top players as well.
     
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    If you get past passport control !!!
     
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    <laugh>

    How many years of global warming and sea levels have risen how much?
     
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  16. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    The ice caps are melting nedders and it's acceleration is only going to increase.

    Much like bit coin it'll be too late to see the golden opportunity at some point.
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Chat about the match ffs
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    consett for the next 1000 years.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    anyone got bitcoin?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Jak is minted and has a bit of coin.
     
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