I suggest that you get yourself over to Peppa Pig World at Paulton`s Park, and get yourself up to speed tout suite. Frankly I find your lack of knowledge on the matter to be appalling.
Essentially there are four games with which the 18 goals be turned over. So basically a couple of 6-0 thrashings for Saints coupled with two 3-0 wins for Leeds.
But this will only match the goal difference. To be really sure of impending doom, we need to lose one of our games by more than 6, or Leeds need to win one of their games by more than 3. The only chance we have is for @tomw24 to confidently predict that all of the predicted results will happen.
First part is realistic . But Leeds winning twice without conceeding and scoring a few in each seems unlikely. Would also require Burnley and Everton to get to 40pts as well. Not impossible for all that to happen, but obviously extremely unlikely.
I appreciate your sentiment, but there's no obvious mention of fish, or Peppa Pig characters. It's almost as if you are trying to make a serious point.