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  1. Jose Enrique

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    I not toonpents he speak better than me! jajaja

    He make this article with Ask Jose top but I'm Jose. It confusing!
     
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    Jose Enrique, Feb 16, 2011
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> Quality!

    I'm just imagining a Chinese person saying it . . . .
     
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  3. Leon Bessi

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    Dear Jose,
    If you are the real Jose then post pics to prove it.(nothing gay)
    ja
     
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  4. Jose Enrique

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    You wanting pictures of me? You sound like a gay! jaja

    Nile told me word for you bumbandit. jaja

    What does that meaning?
     
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    Jose, have you and Colocinni ever made love?

    Not in a gay way. <ok>
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Feb 16, 2011
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    Jose your girlfriend looks very beautiful...... Please may i take a turn on her ?
     
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    bumbandit.<laugh>
    ill remember that one.
     
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  8. Jose Enrique

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    Turn so you face away her maybe! jaja

    I not answer any more gays I like team men but not for sexing.
     
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    Jose Enrique, Feb 16, 2011
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    <laugh> Sig'ed.


    Do you agree that Andy Carroll is a traitor **** ?
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Feb 16, 2011
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    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
     
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    Ola Jose.

    Now we all know your nickname is the 'Bull.'

    But there are two possible reasons for this nickname, which is true;

    1) It's because when you play football your as fast and strong as a bull?

    or

    2) It's because your a horny bugger with balls the size of watermelons?

    Cheers!
     
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  12. Jose Enrique

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    I not allowed say anything for Andy Carroll. Sad he goes but we are better than one man. =)

    Who invented drawing boards?
     
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    Jose Enrique, Feb 16, 2011
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    Why do people turn the radio down in the car when they are lost?
     
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  14. Jose Enrique

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    I am the Bull for being strong at football.

    I not sex cows! jajaja
     
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    Jose Enrique, Feb 16, 2011
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    Why do you keep putting jajaja on all of your posts since ToonSi said Jose put jajaja on a lot of his tweats.
     
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    Jose, Alicante is a very nice city isn't it?

    Lived there for a few years & I loved the weather so much!

    What do you think about Hercules FC?
     
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    I'd assume it was Mr David Rawing who had the initial concept of using a board to draw on after his plan to draw ideas on Brie failed.

    Sure you could write a message on it's skin and even attach it to a desk but it began to go off and would pollute the office with a foul smell. He was so close to creating the post it note!
     
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  18. Jose Enrique

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    I not sure if people on here knowing jaja mean haha. He make okay so I be normal again. =)
     
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    Why is it when people run for the bus and miss it, they always turn the run into a gentle jog ?
     
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  20. Jose Enrique

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    Alicante beautiful! =)

    Hercules lovely club! Not strong like Hercules man though! jaja

    Maybe running for missing bus look to silly so pretending to jogging is better?
     
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