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I've shared that about, it tickled me.

You looking forward to voting tomorrow? You have to tick the party you vote for and put a cross against all the others.

 

Yeh wouldn't say looking forward to it, I hate queues

It'll make me more interested when they count up and **** now I guess.


Just saw this too.

Im telling ya now thats the cheapest fuking pint you will find in Westminster.

Bet we can't get a pint in there tho, even if we are paying for theirs

 

We've a small brewery around here that had a contract to supply them with one of their ales, it's called Top Totty, after complaints they had to change it's name for parliament.

 

Queues

Sucksta never voted before, just seen pictures of baghdad elections lol

 

So he is finally going to vote or lied about never voting?

 

Will I need the strap?

 

Shoulda fuking poisoned it

 

He's said he's never voted before and if he's expecting queues that kinda confirms it.

 

Watch out for the suicide bombers

 

They're all ****ers, pal. We just need to decide who we think is the most decent ****er.

 

He will be worried when its not showing Salah for POTY on the slip

 

I live in the smoke bro, its not just gonne be me the postman, milkman, the local shop man, the landlord of the pub and the parish there namean

 

Spurlys nowhere near me

 

Agree about councillors, all largely just a bunch of self serving twats tbf.

 

I've done my bit as far as my community is concerned, this week alone I've binned approx 80 tory leaflets I've seen on lampost pickups

 

Ever raised an issue with a councillor? Tory, Labour, Libdens - all of them will fob you off and get rid quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

 

Nah that just sounds too much like grassing to me.

 

I mean local issues. Like something being improved, or problems with a service, or even just re-introducing one that's gone.

 

Nah, but my gay neighbour just got an unused green area on our road redone into some gated communal space.

Well they aint done it yet but it actually starts end of this this month and will take 6weeks or summin. Benches, garden bits, a kids area. **** like that.

At the moment it's mainly where peeps dump sofas

He did that via applying for some council funded scheme thing. Which I signed so I helped

 

Easily pleased aint ya