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  1. toonpents

    toonpents Member

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    Since the real Jose Enrique is on our boards

    Please ask your Jose/Toon related questions below

    * Jose will try his best to answer all of your questions<badger>
     
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    toonpents, Feb 16, 2011
  2. overseasTOON

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    I've had a burning sensation underneath my left testicle since the Bolton defeat last year and have tried numerous creams and ointments but all to no avail.

    Ah, bit I've digressed.

    Ranger. Is he gangsta or just a chav? Do you have chavs in Spain? If so, how do you pronounce them? Xavis?
     
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  3. Tomski

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    Hi Jose,

    I currently have a veruca on the bottom of my right foot. Which treatment would you recommend? I know Bazuka used to be the best but I haven't had a veruca for a long time so I don't know if there are any better products on the market nowadays.

    Many thanks.

    *Newcastle related as they are black and white.
     
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  4. Leon Bessi

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    Dear jose,
    DO the spanish do flamingo dances?
     
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  5. Jose Enrique

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    I not being doctor I footballer! jajaja

    Nile is funny young man not coming early at practice. He send me photo on phone of dog loving other dog and I laugh very hard at it.

    Sometimes he act like little boy and singing fast but he very good player. =)
     
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    Dear Jose, did you knock up del Bosque's daughter or something? I'm assuming that is why you are yet to get a Spain cap.
     
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  7. toonpents

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    jajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajaja
     
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    Is taxidermy the best way to preserve the memory of old family pets?

    *newcastle related as it's to do with stuffing black cats
     
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  9. Jose Enrique

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    steviemac14 you sound like newspaper man! No comment! ;)

    Stuffing animals is bad they look funny eyes open. Make a photo of your cat and put it in top fireplace. You not forget cat looking at it.
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Dear Jose, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...In Newcastle?
     
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  11. Jose Enrique

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    Que?
     
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    What's it like walking out of the tunnel at St James' when it's full?
     
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  13. Smudger

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    What is the 11th letter of the alphabet Jose?

     
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  14. Jose Enrique

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    Amazing happy feeling! So many people all wearing black and white and shouting loud!

    Villarreal was very good but Newcastle special so many people! =)
     
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    Are you taking my piss?
     
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    Yes, that is what I'm doing <ok>
     
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    Do women have any place in the mens game?

    I want my wife to quit the Bridge club.
     
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    What was the message I sent you on twitter at Christmas.
     
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    What happened after the Leyton Orient game in Summer 2009?
     
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    who shot JR?
     
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