With the amount of sores, scars, lumps, bumps and holes on his, it will soon look like he has genital warts all over his piss stick and his zero chance will turn into even less chance
The best way to deal with these pussy traps is to imagine them sniffing their own vegan farts in the bath. I do that I'm cured.
Just heard someone pipe up - John Barnes this time - warning that the "World's best will go to Man U or Liverpool". Yep, pretty sure that was all said back in 2008. "Nah, players won't go to City, United will always be the big club".
They've got to tell themselves what they want to hear and to a degree do nufc fans, but ultimately nufc will be the next galacticos.