Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Burnley royally ****ed if they lose this.

Id rather Everton go down, but I'd be pleased if wheezing ginge exits the Prem too.

 

What a miss from the ice cream man.

 

That was ****ing shocking

 

The miss or my joke?

 

Everton could yet get dragged Back in even if Burnley lose.. I want us safe then I can hope Everton implode and Burnley have an unlikely run

 

The miss mate. It was Sholaesque

 

Tell you what though, Norwich are ****ing ****e at passing a football

 

They should add lacelles

 

Better than Burnley.

 

I was 99 % sure he'd score but he seemed to flake it

 

Come on Norwich see this out.

This is the day we survive relegation.

 

Just one cornetto. Give it to me.

 

I think we're all but safe if Burnley lose

 

Ho'way man, we already unloaded Hanley on them

 

Tarkowski is definitely worth taking imo

 

Absolutely.

Shame Everton won yesterday. But it was all about survival and now we rise like a turtle head.

 

Should have scooped it into the corner

 

Trust him to sprinkle it wide.

 

Ice creams are for old men in chinos and cardigans

 

Rise like a turtles heed? Where the **** do you get this **** from? do you just get confused and mix things up or do you actually have some **** book of sayings?