Can we sell tickets for the fail and Express demolition and if possible can we do it in the style of Fred Dibner
Did you like that? I can't type in a Bolton accent. Born in Bolton just occurred to me that he spent a lot of time with his steam engine that had plenty to bolt on. I have the coat.
Fred was a superstar - first true reality TV star. But for Bolton, think Jenny Ryan, smartest of the chasers on The Chase at present. The North West has always led the way in any sphere you care to mention. Intelligent, innovative, but grounded.
...said nobody who doesn't come from there. Very few successful northerners stay up there. They're all in North West London and Surrey. It's cold...and wet...and the beer's complete ****.
Either the BBC grew a pair by having Victoria Derbyshire host Question Time and, by complete coincidence, it stopped being a Home Counties Leni Riefenstahl piece....or the BBC couldn't find Sophie Raworth so unintentionally had somebody who actually called out Tory lies handle the show - which happens to be why they yanked Derbyshire's show a couple of years back
Tommeh Robinson has been arrested and deported from Mexico Cue his bonehead followers trying to make him out as some sort of messiah enduring unconscionable hardship when what he's actually doing is eating Pringles in the departure lounge
Trying to do a bunk to avoid paying his debts: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60841114 Bloody criminal immigrants is probably what the Mexicans thought. I wonder if he used his own passport this time?
BURNLEY, I rest my case , I got chatting to a girl in a Burnley pub, she was drinking pints of lager but left the last inch in the glass, when I asked why she said people put drugs in your drink round here I must add she had both front teeth missing and hate and hate tattoos on her hands so she would know
It's like the time I was chatting to a Leeds girl (albeit in a London bar) and she said she never touched drugs She happened to have a cigarette in one hand while having trouble standing upright due to being more than a little tipsy. Worse than that, she was a crap shag
Piss taking again , wake up Britain, they are ****ing us over There used to be a joke about an IKEA cupboard and a Tory minister, one screw out of place and the whole cabinet falls apart, sadly not today they get promoted
