I've got a semi

[Gambol]

or

The Bobbit - There and Back Again

.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Bump

 

[Ron]

All these people with semis. Nothing Tina couldn't sort out

 

[Gambol]

Ah, back when we were all in our late 20's

 

[Tina.]

Ah, back when we were all in our late 20's

You were never in your late 20’s you Neanderthal.

 

[Gambol]

You were never in your late 20’s you Neanderthal.

Any chance you can babysit for me this weekend?

 

[Tina.]

Any chance you can babysit for me this weekend?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Any chance you can babysit for me this weekend?

*babywipe

 

[Gambol]

Is that a no?

 

[Tina.]

Is that a no?

Categorically. Weans are arseholes.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I bought a condo off a bloke in Nice,mind you haven't seen him since!

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I bought a condo off a bloke in Nice,mind you haven't seen him since!

Did he have arms like legs ?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Did he have arms like legs ?

Yeah and a silly hat

 

[Gambol]

Categorically. Weans are arseholes.

 

[Archers Road]

I’ve got a shed

 

[Gambol]

I’ve got a shed

Built by Barrie? Nae luck mate.

 

[Tina.]

Built by Barrie? Nae luck mate.

What’s the bitch making for dinner tonight?

 

[Easter Road 1980]

What’s the bitch making for dinner tonight?

Doesn't really matter, whatever it is it will still end up on the sofa

 

[Gambol]

What’s the bitch making for dinner tonight?

I got lamb from local butcher which will become a Madras.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

I got lamb from local butcher which will become a Madras.

I got goat from local butcher, simmering now. Curry goat with rice and peas should be ready about 8pm.