Young polar bear says to his father "Hey, dad, am I a polar bear?" His father replies "Yes, son, you are a polar bear" "Dad, are you sure I'm a polar bear?" "Yes, you are a polar bear. Why do you ask?" "Cos am ****in freezin."
I quite like this joke actually, although you would think that they wouldn't be freezing because they would be used to the cold, especially with the Arctic getting warmer by 10° every fortnight.
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons? One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Why do polar bears only live at the north pole? Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.
You were happy about it a while ago and now you are depressed about it, what the **** is wrong with you? You are worse than Patience ffs