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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Mar 30, 2022.
World Bipolar day.
Just thought we would share this with you.
There's only 2 ERs
There's only 2 ERs..
Why did the man with bi-polar go to the nail salon? Coz they offered manic cures.
Tuna dun a funny.
Fancy a shag babes?
What's white and furry and experiences massive mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Young polar bear says to his father "Hey, dad, am I a polar bear?"
His father replies "Yes, son, you are a polar bear"
"Dad, are you sure I'm a polar bear?"
"Yes, you are a polar bear. Why do you ask?"
"Cos am ****in freezin."
Die, you ****ing spastic.
Nope. Don't get it.
I quite like this joke actually, although you would think that they wouldn't be freezing because they would be used to the cold, especially with the Arctic getting warmer by 10° every fortnight.
It's good to be a bear
I hate being a bear
Why are you being obtuse?
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
^^^^^ ****s himself off to The Shawshank Redemption.
Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?
Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.
Another made up “illness”
pfizer probably invented it.
You were happy about it a while ago and now you are depressed about it, what the **** is wrong with you? You are worse than Patience ffs