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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    World Bipolar day.


    Just thought we would share this with you.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^

    :emoticon-0159-musicThere's only 2 ERs
    There's only 2 ERs..:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  3. Tina.

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    Why did the man with bi-polar go to the nail salon? Coz they offered manic cures. <party>
     
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  4. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Tuna dun a funny.

    Fancy a shag babes?
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    What's white and furry and experiences massive mood swings?
    A bipolar bear.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Young polar bear says to his father "Hey, dad, am I a polar bear?"
    His father replies "Yes, son, you are a polar bear"
    "Dad, are you sure I'm a polar bear?"
    "Yes, you are a polar bear. Why do you ask?"
    "Cos am ****in freezin."
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Die, you ****ing spastic.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nope. Don't get it. :huh:
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I quite like this joke actually, although you would think that they wouldn't be freezing because they would be used to the cold, especially with the Arctic getting warmer by 10° every fortnight.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    :laugh:
     
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    ^^^^^ Lezzer.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    It's good to be a bear:cheesy:
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    I hate being a bear<grr>
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why are you being obtuse?
     
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    What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
    One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    ^^^^^ ****s himself off to The Shawshank Redemption.

    ****ing pooftah.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Why do polar bears only live at the north pole?
    Because if they also lived at the south pole, they would be bipolar bears.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Another made up “illness”

    pfizer probably invented it.
     
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    You were happy about it a while ago and now you are depressed about it, what the **** is wrong with you? You are worse than Patience ffs
     
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