Off Topic The Burly Arms
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I only found out they did that after a family member lobbed one of mine in the pool like that, I nearly fooking died, tell yer what, he was the best swimmer ever and could stay under the water for ages in latter years, so though it's scary, I wouldn't knock it, I still wouldn't try it on someone's kid myself though. I'd be like, yeah but what if they don't swim!
Dont care if you're right I'm still laying you out if you dash my baby in a pool without asking
I best warn my dad about that actually
I wasn't happy that was for sure, seemed a stupid thing to do to me, but to see him actually bob up and enjoy it, I was like, yeah my kid see.
lol
No, she’s a designer so she sells artwork and logos etc. she’s just got a contract to work with apple on their games app platform.
Hoping she’s gonna make a mint doing that and I can sit in a big leather chair drinking rum and smoking cigars all day
Kicked off with the barber today
picked youngun up from school and went to get his haircut…waiting about 50 mins now…which is fine…I gotta wait my turn or I don’t join the queue init.
This woman peeks her head in and asks if it’s busy…barber says ‘come in, it won’t be a long wait’. She come in sit down with her boy…similar age to mine. 20 minutes more passed…my lad is next. This gal nattering on her phone then passes it to the barber
‘ah yeah bro, where are you, long time blah blah blah..init yeh cool respect respect’
then he looks at me and says
‘you in a rush bro?’
I knew what was coming next
‘well I haven’t come to chill here bro, why?’
‘coz I want to push that kid in next, his dad is in a rush and wants to see him’
‘my lads mum wants to see him’
‘c’mon bro it’s not like that it’ll only be a few minutes’
‘so why can’t that kid wait instead of my kid waiting on top of the wait he’s already had? You think my boy not been to school all day?
Now he’s looking at my face like I’ve just spunked on his shoes or sumt and missy pipes up
‘it’s ok it’s no big deal…you go next’
‘Oh…thanks, that’s nice of you’
Got boy n walked
That ****ing **** needs to let me know before I sit down if I’ve interrupted his family n friends hour ****in **** needs deporting.
picked youngun up from school and went to get his haircut…waiting about 50 mins now…which is fine…I gotta wait my turn or I don’t join the queue init.
This woman peeks her head in and asks if it’s busy…barber says ‘come in, it won’t be a long wait’. She come in sit down with her boy…similar age to mine. 20 minutes more passed…my lad is next. This gal nattering on her phone then passes it to the barber
‘ah yeah bro, where are you, long time blah blah blah..init yeh cool respect respect’
then he looks at me and says
‘you in a rush bro?’
I knew what was coming next
‘well I haven’t come to chill here bro, why?’
‘coz I want to push that kid in next, his dad is in a rush and wants to see him’
‘my lads mum wants to see him’
‘c’mon bro it’s not like that it’ll only be a few minutes’
‘so why can’t that kid wait instead of my kid waiting on top of the wait he’s already had? You think my boy not been to school all day?
Now he’s looking at my face like I’ve just spunked on his shoes or sumt and missy pipes up
‘it’s ok it’s no big deal…you go next’
‘Oh…thanks, that’s nice of you’
Got boy n walked
That ****ing **** needs to let me know before I sit down if I’ve interrupted his family n friends hour ****in **** needs deporting.
After all the weekends you've spent there too the utter prick.
Spurly's got to find another hairdresser now before the next Spurs game. 
Poor judgement going to the barbers on a Friday.
Got what he deserved for not thinking it through.
Spurly just get on the Facebook or whatever and find yaself a student barber and tell him/her you want 2 cuts a month for you and the boys and you'll pay her a fiver for each cut.
And mostly you can pay them in weed when they come round.
And mostly you can pay them in weed when they come round.
Spurly thought they were family innit.
The bond between a man and his barber his sacred like, he broke that bond today
next time we see spurly
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