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Off Topic The Message Of Hate Thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    it is look in the lancet

    Oxford English dictionary definition

    1. motherfucker

    A common slang derived most popularly from a form of "yo momma jokes" but actually dating way back to the 1300's when it was considered the highest sin to sleep with ones own mother. (Even above murder.)

    It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with mothers, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with their own mother".

    It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time.

    Also is used constantly to denote someone is a moron, a trife, a back stabber, and any number of other completely unrelated meanings.
    "You motherfucker! how could you!"
    "What the motherfuck is going on here?"
    "Motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker...!"
    Also described in the influential medical journal The Lancet where Famous Neurosurgeon Ben Carson described a patients brain trauma as 'nothing more than a mother ****er of a hang over'
     
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  2. simonbh7

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    I hate that ****er with an ego as big as his fat head that presents "you're on sky sports". Jason ****ing Cundy!!

    Such an arrogant bastard. His ex wife has got more plastic in her face than the whole of Madame Tussauds.
     
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  3. Amnesiac

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    The Secret Ingredient, 1 more point on the knobhead test for you ;)
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    also hate the fact she always says "oh my husband was a famous footballer who played for chelsea" like he was the integral part of that team.
     
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  5. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    I'm getting there <laugh> my eno day has sort of sorted my hangover out but has left me in a strange mood
     
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  6. Minty Fresh

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    We should start a thread where everyone lists their top 20 hated people (Football/NUFC related). First gets 20 points, 2nd 19, 3rd 18, and all the way down to 20th which gets one point. Then we can find the top 20 hated people who are NUFC or generally football related on this board, and someone can make a nice little cut out and keep Not606 Dartboard of Hatred.
     
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  7. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    In no paticular order:

    20. El Hadji Diouf
    19. Steve Bruce
    18. Mick McCarthy
    17. Phil Brown
    16. Tony Pulis
    15. Graeme Souness
    14. Steve Kean
    13. Sam Allardyce
    12. Kieran Richardson
    11. Titus Bramble
    10. Michael Owen
    9. Karl Henry
    8. Damien Duff
    7. Gareth Barry
    6. Nigel De Jong
    5. Andy Carroll
    4. Neil Lennon
    3. Joe Kinnear
    2. Anton Ferdinand
    1. Stephen Carr
     
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  8. Minty Fresh

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    That was just a sugesstion for somebody who is less lazy than me and would actually be bothered to tally up everyone's points. <laugh>

    Don't actually list them cause nothings gonna happen. If it was to be done it would need its own thread as well. But thanks anyway BARTG <ok>
     
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  9. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Haha. I did it out of boredom lol :p
     
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  10. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> i think we're as lazy as each other
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    ^
     
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  12. Masanari

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    I think I am guilty of using 'awesome' too frivolously but in my defense I entirely blame American tv shows and films.
     
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  13. Alfie

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    Really? I blame Perch <ok> as in Perch is the furthest thing in the universe from Awesome.
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

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    I've just bought my parrot a new perch and he's told me he thinks it's awsome.
     
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  15. Minty Fresh

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    <laugh>

    Not too great at grammar either.

    'Me fale English? Thats unpossibble!'
     
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  16. skalpel

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. The Secret Ingredient

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    Take this kiss upon the brow!
    And, in parting from you now,
    Thus much let me avow--
    You are not wrong, who deem
    That my days have been a dream;
    Yet if hope has flown away
    In a night, or in a day,
    In a vision, or in none,
    Is it therefore the less gone?
    All that we see or all that we shake
    why poor pavel did you forsake.
     
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  18. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    I hate Jean Paul Kamadimba Kalala
     
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  19. Rafa's Championship Party

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  20. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Me too. That horrible grin on his face.
     
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