Off Topic The Burly Arms

Have you worked in sales? That's all it is. You work on the assumption that they want to be with you. Example...

Saff turns up at her door.. 'Knock knock'
Woman opens door. 'Hi, can I help'
Saff. 'Hi, it's Saff, we've been talking online...
Woman. 'Erm, ok, I've never give you my address'
Saff. 'I know that but I've doxxed you and I'm here now. Wanna do summit?'

It's all about the confidence. Women love confident blokes.

 

****in easy peasy init

if you know you know

 

"Do you carry a knife with you everytime?"

 

Only to encourage people along

 

How are we all?

 

All good here man.

What you been up to ?

 

Onlyfans. I’m top 0.05%

 

Sweet

You got merch n everything to go with ?

You also got about 100 pages to catch up on the rebelman PMs bro

 

Yep, I’m all in. £60k a month.

 

Well, you remember your boys when you're next thrusting on onlyfans bro

I'm after a PS5 (unless you've still got that PS4 in your boot)

And Sucky wants a new rolling tray, lifetime supply of rizla and a subscription to pornhub premium

 

Where’s everyone at… Is it just us two these days Ponks?

 

Dunno, probs having dinner or sumink.

 

Has Comm been on lately?

 

No man. Think he's ditched this place.

Don't think he's posted on here this year.

 

I killed him.

 

Maybe he’s dead.

@Commachio you dead bro?

 

I always knew you’d win. You good Ry?

 

Was a toss up between

1. Gone to Ukraine to fight the Ruskies.
2. Burnt some hash browns and set fire to his flat.

 

Yeh mate all sweet ere. All zen and bonsai these days Hope ure well.

 

All good Tel hope you're well?