Rangers v Celtic

I'm a 70s child, a month and a half before the 80s

 

Exactly mate, no offence Tuna.

 

Anyway, an early red star goal tonight will have Presbyterian arses twitching

 

Behave yourself

 

I can't see us not scoring, but that crowd will surely score 2 or 3.

 

You look like the type of **** that eats ****e, doesn’t move and doesn’t put on weight.

 

Nah not that far but I've banged some disasters on the PoF. Messaged what looked like a decent looking bird and arranged to go to her house, got the wine and a taxi, opened the door and she was a genuine midget

Had both nipples and her fannny pierced

 

I’ve been rattling @julie for 22yrs.

If I had murdere her I’d be out by now LOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

I walk everywhere mate. I've mates who would jump in the car to go to the shop a hundred yards away and wonder why they're fat fks

 

You're taking a chance meeting randoms from they dating apps. Any burd can look decent with all the filters and ****e they use on their pics these days.

 

You're bound to be banging all round you ya perv

 

We were lucky last week that every time they had a chance to score, they were offside.

And we were lucky that they are ****e at set plays.

Once Eddie lobbies FIFA to change the rules that offside isn’t a thing anymore and bans set pieces then we are ****ed.

 

Sevco will win 3-1.

Easy Peasy.

 

Yip. She had it, had treatment, got the all clear.

Three years later it came back with a vengeance. She was dead 3 months later. The last 3 months were torture for her. And us.

 

**** sake man

 

Everybody loves their maws mate.

 

I walk a lot too. Me and Julie walk into town or the west end if we are going out for a casual munch… it’s about an hour and a half but gets the steps in.

 

I'd say both teams to score is a cert

 

What would you know you ****ing rampant, raving ****tah!