What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Why not?

Did you see a body?

 

Bout to russle me up some seasoned rice poached salmon and a poachy on top.

Gonna be epic

 

Sounds nice.

 

Nearly done

 

Was delicious and helfee

 

Nice that mate.

Healthy too

 

Yeh deffo feels like I just went gym.

 

Food of champs

 

Carrying this board all day is a proper workout.

 

Its just to get the recognition sometimes bro that's why you're a g

 

You’re always welcome at my synagogue bru x

 

I aint wearing no silly hat and I don't even take my shoes off in my own gaff.

And god/s annoy me but thanks I'll just bun a zoot outside while I wait for ya

 

Mexican ting

Fajita spiced rice.

Fill up some burritos with the rice and some jalapeño peppers

whack em under a hot grill with some grated cheddar

Served up with a spicy bean mix, salsa, guacamole and more hot sauce

 

You don’t take your shoes off in the synagogue. We can afford someone to hoover the carpets.

 

Is there meat I didn't read any meat?

I read beans and had to run to the toilet to throw up quickly

 

Do you have ashtrays?

 

Only at the crematorium.

 

Vibe sounds dead there. You got gospel singing like sister act or summin?

 

Nah it’s very dead. Nothing like a good catholic wake. Just dead.

 

Nah bru, missus is veggie