Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Thanks Luv.

 

Anyway, bet the Chavs are happy that Fosse's made a twat of himself and about to launch into a 5 page pinky ponky rant about it

 

Sorry mate ... love to hook my stooges in 3s ... and got myself 3 real doozers here ... makes having to stand on the train quite fun ... Flipper, Turnip and the Sofa-near-enougher

 

Just remembered ive got that thing i need to do...

 

Surely someone has offered you a seat.

 

Tedious drivel

Waste it on someone else bro im offskis

 

Think they are way happier with your mere existence ... puts any problem into perspective ... hope I haven't distracted your attempts at winding?

 

From Tedious Dribble himself ... I'll take that as a compliment indeed, Suckdickio

 

That initiates a conversation, they get so bored after a few seconds they sit down again in exhaustion.

then he says "... don't need to sit anyway Ponks, fit and healthy fella like me ... ... I mean, I know you're names not Ponks, but I can't tell the difference between twats "

Poor woman he's chatting too doesnt know how to respond

 

Only a pregnant turnip ... couldn't take her seriously ... nobody would

 

Called it

 

Nice story ... good use of emojis... you've found your vocation .. and much quicker than you found a club too ... well done you

 

You got dementia?

 

No ... you selling?

 

Anyway, onto the footy @Libby we got no Joelinton today

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Don't worry I like you as well.

 

From the Hamlet quote the other day ... it's quite catchy ... think I'll keep it

 

There's non-European games on?

 

Think the news will impact the Chelsea players any?

Figure normally it would be a routine win for them today. Anything less and gotta assume they're rattled.

 

Next stop is mine ... so laters numbskulls