Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Tyler really needs to be retired to a care home. He genuinely just described that goal as showing Maguire's leadership qualities

 

Phils mums is fine now btw lads

 

Makes you wonder where ‘security’ were
Actually feel for Foden there

 

Well I've seen the pics and whilst I question the styling I'm not sure it is classic receding ...

 

Lolz hair bants from gandalf the grey

 

ffs that looks awful.

 

Fukin boooooo utd 2 up.


Time to switch off

 

Not an original take but Leeds are ****.

 

... in fairness, he tends to wear a back to front cap that disguises it ... and if it wasn't for the Lonsdale Vest with spilt KFC gravy stains and the half mast joggers, wouldn't even have known it was actually the Sucksta ..
It's the smile that gives it away

 

I love Sucky but his forehead can be three yards offside while his hairline is level with the last man.

 

relief that United are doing them. Especially as we are gonna get dry jumped by City next.

 

I don't know about you, but as a youngster you don't really want to go bald, yet now im old, I just want to cut it all off and often do.

 

@Sucky i hope this is already on the mixtape thread

 

Definitely have it much shorter (Covid growth aside) than I used to ... but missus and the girls don't like me getting it too short as they think it makes me look like I've joined the marines ... just been lucky on that front ... still got thick hair at 62 ... one of my cousins started losing his around 18 and another by 20 ... funnily enough they were the 2 with the silkiest softest hair as we were growing up ...

 

I spent about £50 on a skull shaver. It’s really easy and I look cool as ****.

 

nah, not having that. You can’t polish a turd.

 

Yooooonited

VAR gonna ruin this

 

Mate you make Steve Buscemi look ****able.



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