I thought he was Minister for Oxymorons....Brexit Opportunities indeedNo, he's the Minister for Backhanders and Tax Dodging.
I thought he was Minister for Oxymorons....Brexit Opportunities indeedNo, he's the Minister for Backhanders and Tax Dodging.
He’s Minister for the 18th Century - a job he was born toI thought Rees Mogg had that job?

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UK nationals have been told to leave Ukraine:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60355311
Well, that's just ****ing great, isn't it?
Only on Sky PPV.WW3 coming soon?
Luckily we don't have a clueless ****wit in charge who already advertised what our military manoeuvres are going to be at a press conference while there's also a Lassa fever outbreak back home that is no doubt being handwaved as a couple of aspirin and you're fineYou must log in or register to see media
UK nationals have been told to leave Ukraine:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-60355311
Well, that's just ****ing great, isn't it?
I thought he was Minister for Oxymorons....Brexit Opportunities indeed
He's got 50 to coordinate with and many of them will have been fired. If he lies and gets caught out it is obstruction of Justice. That could be custodial.Since when has a questionnaire been part of a police investigation ? Last time I had a brush with the law was 1977 on a camping holiday in Ilfracombe, after a day on the very cheap very very strong cider me and a couple of mates were chucked in the back of a police transit ,met with a hail of boots from the local boys and dropped off 5 miles outside town , all we were doing was having a party , Boris and his mob will be able to sit round a table with their lawyers and make up the perfect story
Questionnaires are generally confined for eliciting information from potential witnesses to crime, not the criminals.Since when has a questionnaire been part of a police investigation ? Last time I had a brush with the law was 1977 on a camping holiday in Ilfracombe, after a day on the very cheap very very strong cider me and a couple of mates were chucked in the back of a police transit ,met with a hail of boots from the local boys and dropped off 5 miles outside town , all we were doing was having a party , Boris and his mob will be able to sit round a table with their lawyers and make up the perfect story

Ironically because of a quiz...It seems Johnson has a questionnaire from police. Time to pack I think.
As a dog lover I wouldn't want to risk poisoning the poor animal.The police should use 2 pieces of bread and a hungry police dog, put his old chap between the bread and say dinner fido , that should make him talk ( no bullshit Latin)
