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The Chris Wood appreciation thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Feb 1, 2022.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I bet lacelles starts every game
     
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  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    He might not be quite so awful, purely propped up by competent players around him. I'd have Schar/Burn as first choice, mind.
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Nah, doesn't work like that, because I firmly believe Wood is awful and won't be MoM. I was just saying what tends to then happen is the opposite.
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    Ok thank the lord you've fixed that situation
     
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    But you've said both options now, ie he's awful and also that he's going to be MOTM, so we're faced with some wierd vortex style reality where the opposite of both happen, and he's has to be awful yet still get MOTM.
     
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  6. ToonArmy1892

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    Wood is average but not awful.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Wood will have a terrible overall game, but will somehow bag a hat-trick of pure flukes/mis-hits, hence being awarded MoM for securing the 3 points.
     
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    Roly can you confirm wood has got covid 19.
     
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  9. Roland Deschain

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    No.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    This will be right on the cusp of problematic. They're all fully vaccinated so in theory if he tests negative on days 5 and 6 he is free to crack on isn't he?

    I suppose it might be more complicated than that with travel etc. We play on the 8th...
     
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  11. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Nah, you were right about Muto <laugh>
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I love your posts and they are extremely detailed but my brain hurts afterwards.
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

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    We could always play Laura instead.
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  14. Ben 10

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    So Wood is awful but Lascelles isn't

    Think you're getting mixed up
     
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  16. ToonArmy1892

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    Hasn't got the rona, phew.
     
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  17. Magdad

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    How many times has she been pumped by Ally McCoist? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  18. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Mentally. 100’s of times. But I don’t think she would touch him with a barge pole.
     
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  19. Magdad

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    She slavers all over him man. Watch the show they did where he shows her around Castle Greyskull
     
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  20. Seabass

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    I was more pissed off at the time because I was worried about it being a bad look just before going into a massively important window but now feel it may have given a few a rocket and we seem to have managed to get some good players in. In which case, this year we are better off out of it. Usually I would say I'd love a cup run. I'd love a trip to Wembley.
     
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